March 11, 2003

The Gnome is Down with the Clown

i first met the gnome in Black Rock City last year . . .

The Gnome

and right from the start, his groove was quite clear . . .

The Groove

the gnome chased the sauce . . .

The Sauce

and smoked like the boss . . .

The Reefer

the gnome scored with the honies . . .

Babe Magnet

as well as the bunnies . . .

what?!%@#!

the gnome kept good company . . .

Buds

well, not really . . .

Swill-Billy

but, as a matter of fact, he did land a calendar . . .

April

and managed to rule like King Salamander!!!

The King

so back to the desert this year will i dare, in hopes that the gnome will f*cking be there!

Posted by bojon at March 11, 2003 09:28 PM