April 20, 2005

A Good Day to Twist and Shout

ah yes, 420 comes around but once a year; and so, sing along with the Toyes [AUDIO]:

    I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
    I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
    I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
    I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

    Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
    My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
    But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
    "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

    So now,
    I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints
    I smoke two joints when I play video game
    And at every ten thousand points
    (I smoke two joints)
    I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
    I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

    Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
    My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
    But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
    "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

    I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
    I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
    I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
    I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

    SMOKE TWO JOINTS
    That's what I do
    SMOKE TWO JOINTS
    Come and smoke two joints with me in the morning
    SMOKE TWO JOINTS
    Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah
    SMOKE TWO JOINTS
    Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?
    SMOKE TWO JOINTS
    I knew you were going to say that!
    SMOKE TWO JOINTS
    SMOKE TWO JOINTS
    That's what I do!
    SMOKE TWO JOINTS

Posted by bojon at April 20, 2005 08:15 PM